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That face is the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chive Ceramics Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42995294961801,"sku":"GC0006","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5687\/9497\/files\/445a9187-fe2a-436e-94f6-b39ea3cfe998-292349.jpg?v=1727001857"},{"product_id":"confidant-greeting-card","title":"Confidant - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who knows the thing from 2009 and the thing from last March and has never once used either against you. That is not a friend. That is a miracle. You told them something at eleven-thirty on a Wednesday that should have gone to the grave unspoken, and they took it and filed it somewhere permanent and it has never resurfaced — not once, not even when you deserved it, which you did, which they knew, which they graciously ignored. You have been testing this person for years without meaning to and they keep passing. The word for them is confidant. The occasion for this card is remembering they exist.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chive Ceramics Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42995295322249,"sku":"GC0002","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5687\/9497\/files\/06feb876-c300-4ccc-9d44-4e32cb5dc171-293367.jpg?v=1727002085"},{"product_id":"bombshell-greeting-card","title":"Bombshell - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe bombshell arrived this way by decision, not accident — a distinction the bombshell has never felt the need to explain and does not intend to start explaining now. Because the bombshell is not a look. The bombshell is a frequency: the specific energy of someone who walked into a room and the room adjusted, not because they demanded it but because they simply were, completely and without apology, exactly what they were, and the room was better for it. You know this person. The room knows this person. This card puts in writing what everyone present was already thinking and is deeply relieved someone finally committed to foil.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chive Ceramics Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42995295355017,"sku":"GC0003","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5687\/9497\/files\/61df9a0f-2f89-4d3b-b844-85605b1739c1-480270.jpg?v=1727001859"},{"product_id":"eye-candy-greeting-card","title":"Eye Candy - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomebody has to say it and this card volunteered. You are exceptionally easy to look at, and this is not nothing — this is a service. The eye candy in a room is doing something for the energy of that room that nobody else there can do, and that is not their fault; it is simply the distribution of gifts. The person who received this particular gift has been providing the service without recognition for years, improving commutes, meetings, and at least one funeral. Consider this card the overdue paperwork. The noticing is entirely positive, entirely warranted, and now, finally, entirely on the record in gold or silver.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chive Ceramics Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42995295387785,"sku":"GC0009","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5687\/9497\/files\/ffa9de6d-9d55-48c9-ab11-a970505cd28b-470166.jpg?v=1727002085"},{"product_id":"bestie-greeting-card","title":"Bestie - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot everyone gets a bestie. Some people go their whole lives with friends and acquaintances and colleagues and nobody who is actually the bestie. You have one, and you should tell them, and this is a way of telling them. The bestie knows your coffee order, your mother's name, and the full story of the coworker you cannot stand — a story they have heard four times and will absorb a fifth time as if it were breaking news, because that is the job and they have never once complained about the hours. They show up with the right thing before you finish asking. That's the bestie. Certify it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chive Ceramics Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42995295486089,"sku":"GC0010","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5687\/9497\/files\/72828967-b103-48ac-945f-7ce6f70f39d2.jpg?v=1726934744"},{"product_id":"baddie-greeting-card","title":"Baddie - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe baddie is not trying to be anything. The baddie has already arrived at being something, and the something is fully realized and completely intentional, and the rest of us are simply witnesses. Welcome to the stand. Understand that the baddie woke up like this only in the sense that waking up like this took years of specific decisions and a total absence of apology about any of them — enormous work, zero interest in approval. You cannot fake it. You can only be one, or stand in the presence of one and feel the difference immediately. This card is for the second group to give to the first. Testify accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chive Ceramics Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42995295518857,"sku":"GC0013","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5687\/9497\/files\/1437bbdf-8270-47a3-8075-f1ab80a5f793-822269.jpg?v=1727001857"},{"product_id":"love-birds-greeting-card","title":"Love Birds - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey have a thing. You have watched them have a thing for long enough to confirm it is real, not situational, and not going anywhere — and they should probably know the rest of us can see it. The love birds are the couple that makes other people believe in couples: not by being perfect, but by being so obviously right for each other that the imperfections read as evidence. The shorthand. The finished sentences. The look exchanged when someone says the thing only they find funny. Most people spend years searching for exactly that and come home empty. These two found it, kept it, and made it look easy. 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It is a title. This card confers it formally, with foil.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chive Ceramics Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42995296174217,"sku":"GC0011","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5687\/9497\/files\/280a2c8f-3b9e-433a-9c8b-8eaf674ba38e.jpg?v=1726934782"},{"product_id":"looker-greeting-card","title":"Looker - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere is the polite version and there is the accurate version, and the accurate version is that some people are remarkable to look at and deserve to be told. Looker is the word your grandmother would have used, which makes it either dated or timeless depending on where you stand — and exactly right either way, because what she meant is what everyone still means: this person is doing something exceptional with their face, their bearing, and their general effect on a room. The looker in your life has been a looker for years without the official documentation. This card is that documentation, pressed and foiled so it reads as permanent record.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chive Ceramics Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42995296206985,"sku":"GC0012","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5687\/9497\/files\/2b57ca70-9b0d-4190-a106-86d2cd282820-531652.jpg?v=1727002149"},{"product_id":"i-actually-really-like-you-greeting-card","title":"I actually really like you - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eLove gets all the stationery, which has always seemed unfair, because like is the rarer accomplishment. Love can arrive in a rush and explain nothing. Like is accumulated — assembled from a thousand small verdicts about how a person tells a story, argues, apologizes, orders for the table, and behaves in traffic. 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There is nothing to decode and no fine print to consult. Letterpress has handled treaties and proclamations for centuries, and this is both at once. Say nothing clever, sign nothing, simply hand it over and let the evening reorganize itself around the announcement. Everything from here is going to go extremely well.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chive Ceramics Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42995297648777,"sku":"GC0055","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5687\/9497\/files\/031c7b63-6af2-49eb-9a4f-8fa7811c45c6-742729.jpg?v=1727002138"},{"product_id":"smitten-greeting-card","title":"Smitten - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eSmitten is not a small word. It's the state that precedes everything else — the beginning of something that doesn't yet know what it will become, which is either the most exciting thing in the world or the most terrifying, usually both at once. 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Saying so out loud is a public service. The lucky one already suspected; now it is in foil, which makes it official. Underneath the swagger sits an actual compliment: loving you back is the privilege, too.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chive Ceramics Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42995300860041,"sku":"GC0089","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5687\/9497\/files\/e1dedb07-da9d-4d3c-b62f-c442a0047056-409336.jpg?v=1727002197"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5687\/9497\/collections\/CardCo_Cards-526067_9284f784-b1f8-4b6d-aa95-8cfa596dc0b7.jpg?v=1785252201","url":"https:\/\/chive.com\/collections\/anniversary-love-valentine-cards.oembed","provider":"Chive Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}