{"product_id":"lobster-ormament","title":"Lobster Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eAmong lobster gifts built for people who order it and never once check the price, the Lobster Ornament arrives rendered in glass, hand-blown and finished in the deep red particular to a fully cooked shell. Body and claws are worked separately at the torch and joined while the glass still gives, then the ridged shell texture goes on by hand once the whole piece has cooled and set completely overnight. It is the meal that requires actual tools and a bib and the willingness to look thoroughly undignified in public in pursuit of something genuinely excellent, a trade most people make happily and without a second thought about it. Hang this for whoever has never once ordered the cheaper thing at a restaurant on principle, and never will. TIFF premieres roll out a red carpet; this ornament just claims a branch near the front of the tree, and it has earned the spot fair and square.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chive Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48957925916809,"sku":"ORN141","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5687\/9497\/files\/ORN141-1.png?v=1794329104","url":"https:\/\/chive.com\/products\/lobster-ormament","provider":"Chive Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}