Ceramic Flower Wall Art Lettuce Teal Large 5

$52.25

6 reviews

In times of crisis, I've found that people develop attachments to the most curious objects. My sister once built a shrine to vintage lunch boxes, but my latest obsession – a ceramic flower the size of a serving platter in a shade of teal that suggests mermaids might have had a hand in its creation – seems entirely rational. "It's called sea lettuce," I explained to my partner, who had walked in to find me balanced precariously on our kitchen counter, attempting to hang what looked like an underwater satellite dish. "Though really, it resembles what would happen if Poseidon opened a pottery studio." The ceramic piece came with a keyhole mount that my mother said looked like a portal to Atlantis. But there was something majestic about its considerable size, like a statement piece that wasn't afraid to make that statement in all caps. I hung it in the kitchen, replacing a macramé owl that had watched over our culinary disasters since 1976. "It would make a stunning addition to a nursery," my partner suggested, though we both knew our spare room had become a museum of failed hobbies. "That's what you said about my collection of color-coded measuring cups arranged in a spiral," I pointed out. But this was different. The teal sea lettuce had transformed our kitchen from a place where we occasionally remembered to cook into an underwater grotto where we could pretend we were dining beneath the waves. Every time I look at it while making dinner, I imagine it's silently approving of my experimental cooking techniques, unlike my grandmother, who still hasn't forgiven me for trying to modernize her meatloaf recipe.
Dimensions
  • 6 inches diameter, 2.8 inches tall
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2017
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging

Curated collection

One glances at ceramic flowers and the mind starts spinning like a deranged mathematician at a pottery sale. Thirty-one million possibilities lurk in those delicate petals - enough combinations to drive even the most dedicated decorator to drink. Through countless installations, watching clients wobble between choices while clutching paint swatches and muttering about feng shui, certain arrangements have emerged as clear winners. Here they are, tested and proven, saving countless hours of existential design crisis.

Looks Great On tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used On a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Ceramic Flower Box Set

Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes

After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.