Create Beautiful Walls, Very Little Effort Needed
Introducing our magnificent ceramic wall flowers – because who needs a plain wall when you can have a blossoming masterpiece? Crafted with a keyhole in the back, they practically hang themselves, but feel free to use those screws you've been hoarding for an apocalypse that's never coming.
Collection 13 is so foolproof, even your cat could become a home decor maestro. You'll never make a bad combination, only endless possibilities. It's like the Tinder of wall flowers—swipe right on every arrangement!
And just when you thought it couldn't get better, each flower comes individually boxed. It's like receiving a gift from your past self – a self that cared enough to buy fancy decor. The boxes are so nice; you'll contemplate whether you should put the flower back in just for the thrill of unboxing it again.
Sometimes it pays to be drunk...
Todd was having dim sum in Chinatown in Toronto at 4:00am, let’s be honest, he’d had a lot to drink. He was looking at all the dishes and realized they would be cool as pots. Sober, he designed 8 of them, made out of porcelain. To date, we’ve done 32 versions, with new ones coming next year. Like we said, sometimes it pays to be drunk.
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A Modern Bud Vase
Pooley was named after Todd's dog, who was in turn was named after German DJ, Ian Pooley. Since 2010, we’ve made 74 versions, changing up the colours on a regular basis. There are six new flavours on the way for 2023, more in 2024. It’s an all-time favorite because it’s so darn simple, you just need a couple flowers to make it pop. Kinda perfect if you have a garden....or want to save the stragglers of that too old bouquet. It’s also kinda perfect if you don’t want to clean it very often, but maybe keep that to yourself.
"I purchased this vase because my wife enjoys Easter lilies. However, the fragrance drives me crazy and induces sneezing. It was also bothersome not to be able to see and converse with the people sitting across the table from me, because of all those wretched lilies. Good job, all of my senses thank you."
" I was expecting a box of caterpillars to feed my parrot and this is what I received. Utterly useless. The holes are so small so I can't even use it as a water dish for my dear Charlemagne. Minus 2 stars because I tried to smash it and it bounced off the floor"