Ceramic Flower Wall Art Pearl Chrysanthemum

$39.95

Who knew I'd ever find myself rhapsodizing about a ceramic chrysanthemum? Yet here I am, positively giddy over a medium-sized, pearl colored flower that's about as real as my childhood claims of being distantly related to the Queen of England. This faux floral wonder arrived in a gift box so fancy, I half expected it to contain the Crown Jewels or at least a heartfelt apology from my ex. As I lifted this November birth flower from its posh packaging, I couldn't help but marvel at its keyhole back. Finally, a solution to the age-old question of what to hang on a wall that doesn't involve questionable posters from college or family photos where everyone looks like they're being held hostage by a deranged photographer. The moment I hung this pearl beauty in the nursery, it was as if the room collectively sighed with relief. "Thank goodness," the crib seemed to say, "Something classy to stare at instead of those terrifying clown paintings Aunt Mildred insists are 'character building'." This chrysanthemum, in all its ceramic glory, has single-handedly elevated my nursery decor from "sleep-deprived parent chic" to "Pinterest-worthy perfection." It's the kind of modern artwork that makes you feel sophisticated, even when you're covered in baby spit-up and haven't slept in what feels like decades. As I stand back to admire my handiwork, I can't help but think this flower is the nursery accessory equivalent of a fake ID – it's not real, but it sure does make you feel like you've got your act together. And in the world of parenting, sometimes that's all you need.
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Curated collection

One glances at ceramic flowers and the mind starts spinning like a deranged mathematician at a pottery sale. Thirty-one million possibilities lurk in those delicate petals - enough combinations to drive even the most dedicated decorator to drink. Through countless installations, watching clients wobble between choices while clutching paint swatches and muttering about feng shui, certain arrangements have emerged as clear winners. Here they are, tested and proven, saving countless hours of existential design crisis.

Looks Great On tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used On a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Ceramic Flower Box Set

Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes

After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.