Ceramic Flower Wall Art Pearl Chrysanthemum

Who knew I'd ever find myself rhapsodizing about a ceramic chrysanthemum? Yet here I am, positively giddy over a medium-sized, pearl colored flower that's about as real as my childhood claims of being distantly related to the Queen of England. This faux floral wonder arrived in a gift box so fancy, I half expected it to contain the Crown Jewels or at least a heartfelt apology from my ex. As I lifted this November birth flower from its posh packaging, I couldn't help but marvel at its keyhole back. Finally, a solution to the age-old question of what to hang on a wall that doesn't involve questionable posters from college or family photos where everyone looks like they're being held hostage by a deranged photographer. The moment I hung this pearl beauty in the nursery, it was as if the room collectively sighed with relief. "Thank goodness," the crib seemed to say, "Something classy to stare at instead of those terrifying clown paintings Aunt Mildred insists are 'character building'." This chrysanthemum, in all its ceramic glory, has single-handedly elevated my nursery decor from "sleep-deprived parent chic" to "Pinterest-worthy perfection." It's the kind of modern artwork that makes you feel sophisticated, even when you're covered in baby spit-up and haven't slept in what feels like decades. As I stand back to admire my handiwork, I can't help but think this flower is the nursery accessory equivalent of a fake ID – it's not real, but it sure does make you feel like you've got your act together. And in the world of parenting, sometimes that's all you need.