Oh, hello there, aspiring plant parent! So you've decided to bring some green into your life, huh? How quaint. But before you go shoving that poor, unsuspecting ficus into the nearest container, let's have a little chat about planters, shall we? Because apparently, some of you out there think it's perfectly fine to house your botanical buddies in pots without drainage holes. Spoiler alert: it's not.
Listen, we get it. You saw a cute pot at the dollar store and thought, "Hey, this'll do!" But here's a wild concept for you: plants, much like humans, don't enjoy sitting in a pool of their own... water. Shocking, we know. Buying a pot without drainage is like choosing to wear water-absorbent socks in a rainstorm. Sure, you can do it, but why would you want to?
Now, you might be thinking, "Well, I could just use an old coffee mug!" And to that, we say: why stop there? Why not use a shoe? Or a hat? Or just chuck your plant directly into the nearest body of water and call it a day? After all, nothing says "I care about my plants" quite like sentencing them to a watery grave, right?
But fear not, oh horticulturally challenged ones! We at Chive.com are here to save you from your own misguided attempts at plant parenthood. Why should you trust us, you ask? Well, we've been making pots for 21 years, which is practically ancient in the world of plant containers. We've seen it all, from the good to the bad to the "dear god, what were they thinking?" So strap in, because we're about to drop some knowledge on you about the best planters for indoor plants.
The "Desert Dweller's Dream" Succulent Savior
First up in our parade of perfection is the ideal home for your prickly pals. Succulents, those trendy little water hoarders, actually prefer life on the dry side. Shocking, we know. It's almost like they evolved in deserts or something. But because some of you insist on drowning these poor desert dwellers, we've added drainage holes. It's like a life jacket for your cactus. You're welcome.
The "Ryan Gosling of Plant Pots" Self-Watering Wonder
Meet Ryan, the self-watering pot that's hotter than its namesake. This bad boy is perfect for those of you who occasionally remember you own plants, usually when you're halfway to Tahiti. Ryan's got a reservoir that your plant can drink from like it's at an all-you-can-eat buffet. It's like hiring a plant sitter, minus the awkward small talk when you get home.
The "Too Posh to Drip" Liberty Pot
For those of you with fancy furniture and a fear of water stains, may we present the Liberty pot. Made from porcelain, it's like a fine china tea set for your ficus. These pots won't weep, unlike you when you see your water bill. Your tables will remain as pristine as your botanical delusions.
The "Bug Off and Root Rot Not" Drainage Delight
Proper drainage: it's not just a good idea, it's a lifesaver. This pot is like a bouncer for your plant, kicking out excess water and the party-crasher bugs that come with it. Root rot? Not in this house! It's like a health spa for your plant's feet. Fancy pedicure not included.
The "Grow Up, Not Drown" Nurturing Nook
Last but not least, for those of you with dreams of towering indoor jungles, we present the "Grow Up, Not Drown" pot. It's got perfect drainage to ensure your plant grows up big and strong, not waterlogged and pathetic. Think of it as a personal trainer for your plants, minus the annoying motivational speeches. Your plant will be so buff, it'll be giving you side-eye for skipping gym day.
