Ceramic Flower Wall Art Flower Green 6

$41.25

I never thought I'd be the type to agonize over what to hang on a wall, but here I was, locked in a staring contest with a ceramic flower that looked like it had escaped from the set of "Little Shop of Horrors." This wasn't just any wall art decor; it was a statement piece that screamed, "I have taste, and it might eat you in your sleep." The flower in question was a monstrous green affair, with petal tips so long and spiked they could double as a coat rack. It was the kind of modern artwork that made you wonder if you'd accidentally ingested something before entering the room. But oh, how I loved it. My brother, ever the pragmatist, asked, "Don't you think it's a bit... threatening?" I laughed. "Darling, when has 'non-threatening' ever been part of my aesthetic?" As I hung it on the wall, I couldn't help but feel a sense of triumph. Here I was, a man who once thought art was limited to pictures of dogs playing poker, now the proud owner of a ceramic flower that could probably fend off burglars. It was garish, it was bold, and it was absolutely perfect. "You know," I told him, "some people might say it's just a mutant sunflower. But to me, it's a masterpiece. A green, spiky masterpiece that says, 'I'm not afraid to let a potentially sentient plant dominate my living space.'" And really, isn't that what great art is all about?
Dimensions
  • 6 inches diameter, 2 inches tall
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2019
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging

Curated collection

One glances at ceramic flowers and the mind starts spinning like a deranged mathematician at a pottery sale. Thirty-one million possibilities lurk in those delicate petals - enough combinations to drive even the most dedicated decorator to drink. Through countless installations, watching clients wobble between choices while clutching paint swatches and muttering about feng shui, certain arrangements have emerged as clear winners. Here they are, tested and proven, saving countless hours of existential design crisis.

Looks Great on Tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used on a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Ceramic Flower Box Set

Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes

After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.