English Garden Ceramic Flower Green Lotus

$21.95

12 reviews

Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I'd be this excited about a fake flower, yet here I am, gushing over a ceramic lotus like it's the second coming of indoor plumbing. This little green marvel, no bigger than a hamster's fever dream, arrived ready to transform my bathroom into a spa-like oasis – or at least convince visitors I have a modicum of taste. The moment I laid eyes on its delicate petals, I knew my days of staring at blank walls while contemplating life's mysteries on the toilet were over. This lotus, with its keyhole back as practical as it is mysterious, was about to elevate my lavatory experience to heights I never thought possible outside of a five-star resort or a particularly ambitious gas station. As I hung it on the wall, I couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. Here I was, a grown adult, proudly displaying a fake flower in my bathroom like it was the Mona Lisa of modern decor. It's the kind of wall art that makes you wonder if you've finally made it in life or if you're just really good at faking it – much like the lotus itself. But you know what? There's something oddly comforting about this little green imposter. In a world of constant chaos, it's nice to have a bit of perpetual bloom, even if it's as fake as my enthusiasm for kale smoothies. And if anyone questions my choice in bathroom decor, I'll simply tell them it's not just a flower – it's a conversation piece. A waterproof, never-wilting, always-perfect conversation piece that just might be the best thing to happen to my bathroom since I discovered three-ply toilet paper.
Dimensions
  • 4.3 inches diameter, 2 inches tall
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2023
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging

Curated collection

One glances at ceramic flowers and the mind starts spinning like a deranged mathematician at a pottery sale. Thirty-one million possibilities lurk in those delicate petals - enough combinations to drive even the most dedicated decorator to drink. Through countless installations, watching clients wobble between choices while clutching paint swatches and muttering about feng shui, certain arrangements have emerged as clear winners. Here they are, tested and proven, saving countless hours of existential design crisis.

Looks Great on Tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used on a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Ceramic Flower Box Set

Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes

After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.

Customer Reviews

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Ana Silva
Beautiful

I absolutely love these ceramic flowers! Super design and craftsmanship, plus very nice presentation.

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Kathy Doyle
Green Lotus

I have 12 of the Chive ceramic flowers. I get so many compliments on them, and have shared how to order them with many! I am so incredibly happy to have them in my home.

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Sharon Krueger
Green Lotus

I really liked this particular plant. Not only was it a lovely color but the design was interesting and artistic in nature.

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Ellen Bussing
Beautiful - adding to a gift I’d received

A house guest brought me a larger flower last year, and I loved it. I ordered 2 smaller ones in colors to group with it. Each is exquisite and I can’t wait to put the wall grouping together!

Website is great, shipping/delivery very smooth and in reasonable time. Even the packaging is lovely.

BUY THESE FLOWERS!

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Christine Griffin
Beautiful

Bought for my girlfriends and daughters. Now I want some.

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Kathleen M Tolley

Ceramic Flower Wall Art Green Lotus

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DeAnna Brandt
Green lotus

I love your ceramic flowers. They are beautiful and I have several! However one fell,off the wall and broke. The green lotus. Love that color. There needs to be improvement on the hole in the back. A better “catch”!!!!! We tilted the screw and put sticky stuff and it still fell😩I will buy another.

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MaryLynn Beshara
Always special…..

Keep saying I’m done I have enough,then They come out with at least one I can’t live without. I’ve moved them to a bigger wall in the master so I get to see them much more. My husband likes them also.Now that’s funny…..

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Jodi DeNatale
Great quality

I loved all the different flowers, they will make a beautiful grouping on the wall. Love the muted colors, the quality was fabulous and creative.

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Michelle Macey

Ceramic Flower Wall Art Green Lotus