ENGLISH GARDEN COLLECTION
Peridot Green Maiden Lotus
Description
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I'd be this excited about a fake flower, yet here I am, gushing over a ceramic lotus like it's the second coming of indoor plumbing. This little green marvel, no bigger than a hamster's fever dream, arrived ready to transform my bathroom into a spa-like oasis – or at least convince visitors I have a modicum of taste.
The moment I laid eyes on its delicate petals, I knew my days of staring at blank walls while contemplating life's mysteries on the toilet were over. This lotus, with its keyhole back as practical as it is mysterious, was about to elevate my lavatory experience to heights I never thought possible outside of a five-star resort or a particularly ambitious gas station.
As I hung it on the wall, I couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. Here I was, a grown adult, proudly displaying a fake flower in my bathroom like it was the Mona Lisa of modern decor. It's the kind of wall art that makes you wonder if you've finally made it in life or if you're just really good at faking it – much like the lotus itself. But you know what? There's something oddly comforting about this little green imposter. In a world of constant chaos, it's nice to have a bit of perpetual bloom, even if it's as fake as my enthusiasm for kale smoothies.
And if anyone questions my choice in bathroom decor, I'll simply tell them it's not just a flower – it's a conversation piece. A waterproof, never-wilting, always-perfect conversation piece that just might be the best thing to happen to my bathroom since I discovered three-ply toilet paper..
Product Detail:
- Material: Ceramic
- Glaze finish: Glossy
- Mounting: Keyhole for Wall Hanging
- Packaging:
- Glaze Variation: Natural variation between pieces
- Year Designed: 2023
Wall hanging
- Choose your spot — works on drywall, plaster, or wood panelling.
- Hammer a small nail at a slight upward angle (about 30°).
- Slide the keyhole slot on the reverse onto the nail head.
- Adjust to level. Rests flat with no visible hardware.
Table & shelf display: Equally beautiful propped on a shelf, mantle, or side table. Pair with books, candles, or a small pot.
- Dust with a soft dry cloth or soft-bristled brush. Do not use wet cloths or liquid cleaners.
- Keep away from direct moisture, steam, and outdoor conditions. Indoor display only.
- Handle by the base or stem — avoid pressure on individual petals.
- If storing, return to original gift box with foam insert for protection.
Shipping
- Free shipping: Orders $200+ within the US
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
Three ways to display it
Stunning table accent
Prop on a table, shelf, or beside books.
A gift that arrives beautifully
Beautiful Signature box. No wrapping needed.
Ready to hang wall art
One screw. No Frame. Solo or gallery wall
Original designs since 1999
Every Chive piece starts in our design studio — with a flower sketch, a glaze palette, and a standard we've been refining for 25 years. Original designs, never mass-market. As seen in Oprah's O List.
How to Hang Ceramic Flowers?
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
