Ceramic Flower Wall Art Medium Flower Grey

When my partner Harry first suggested we hang a giant ceramic flower on our living room wall, I thought he'd finally lost it. "What to hang above a couch," I mused sarcastically, "how about a life-sized replica of my mother's disapproving face?" But Hugh persisted, and soon enough, we were the proud owners of what can only be described as the lovechild of a satellite dish and a particularly ambitious flower.

The moment we mounted this grey monstrosity, something magical happened. Our apartment, once a testament to my inability to adult, suddenly felt like a modern art gallery. Visitors would walk in, tilt their heads like confused puppies, and declare, "How avant-garde!" I'd nod sagely, pretending I knew what that meant.

Drunk on ceramic flower power, we decided to tackle the bedroom next. "What to hang above a bed," Harry pondered, as if it were a question that had plagued philosophers for centuries. The answer, of course, was another colossal grey bloom.

Now, I fall asleep under the watchful gaze of abstract petals, dreaming of a world where all problems can be solved with oversized wall flora. Our home has become a shrine to these ceramic marvels - part modern artwork, part conversation starter, and entirely ridiculous. And I wouldn't have it any other way.