For Someone Whose Plants Have Better Healthcare Than Most Americans

$86.15 $107.69

Eight pieces of horticultural luxury including the Ryan self-watering pot, because we've evolved beyond remembering to water things like cavemen. Five mystery indoor plant seeds (surprise! They're all equally demanding!), Verte RX Shiny Leaves to keep those leaves so clean you could perform surgery on them, and a colorful mister because plain water isn't good enough anymore. The greeting card thoughtfully acknowledges that you're enabling their problem. This is for the person who monitors their plants' humidity levels more closely than their own cholesterol, who has strong opinions about perlite ratios, and who genuinely gets excited about new aerial roots. The self-watering pot is the real hero here, finally allowing them to take a weekend trip without arranging plant visitation rights with the neighbors.

Kit Contents

Bundle includes 9pcs total

Verte Shiny Leaves
Ryan Self-Watering Pot and Saucer – White, 5"
Mr. Mister – Clear
Greeting Card – Plant Lady is the New Cat Lady
5pcs Shido Indoor Houseplant Seeds:

  • Dwarf Schefflera
  • Monterey Cypress
  • Bird of Paradise
  • Sensitive
  • Umbrella
Dimensions

Ryan Pot: 5 inches diameter
Mr. Mister: 3 inches width, 6 inches height
Greeting Card: 3.5 inches wide, 4.75 inches tall

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