For When You Know She Exists But Not Much Else

The safety gift: a Pooley vase, a Shido sweet pea candle, and three felt Blomma flowers that require zero maintenance or commitment. This is the gift equivalent of a black dress - appropriate for anyone, offensive to no one. Perfect for your boss's wife, your partner's sister, or that woman in your exercise class whose name might be Jennifer. Or Jessica. Definitely starts with J. The combination suggests thoughtfulness without requiring actual knowledge of her personality, interests, or whether she's allergic to everything. She'll display it prominently, tell people it's "lovely," and you'll have successfully navigated another social obligation without incident. The greeting card lets you sign your name without having to craft a personal message about someone you've met exactly twice.