Japan Ceramic Flower Blue Brown Aster

$32.95

4 reviews

When my sister suggested I needed some wall art for the living room, I assumed she meant a tasteful landscape or perhaps a poster of dogs playing poker. Instead, she presented me with what can only be described as a ceramic flower on steroids. This wasn't just any flower, mind you. It was a blue bloom that looked like it had escaped from Alice's Wonderland and decided to take up residence on my wall. The petals, thanks to some fancy glazing technique, gradated from a soft sky blue to a deep navy brown at the tips, as if the flower was blushing at its own audacity. "It's abstract art," my sister declared, in a tone that dared me to disagree. I nodded, wondering if 'abstract' was code for 'created by aliens.' But here's the thing: the longer I stared at this beauty of wall decor, the more I liked it. It was ridiculous, yes, but also oddly mesmerizing. I found myself making up stories about its origin. Perhaps it was a rare species discovered in the depths of the Mariana Trench, or a mutant daisy exposed to cosmic rays. Now, whenever someone visits, their eyes inevitably drift to my cerulean wall flower. "That's... interesting," they say, clearly struggling to find a polite adjective. I just smile, secretly pleased that my living room has become a conversation piece. Who knew that embracing the absurd could be so satisfying?
Dimensions

Dimensions:

  • 3.5 inches diameter, 1.5 inches tall
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2020
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging

Curated collection

One glances at ceramic flowers and the mind starts spinning like a deranged mathematician at a pottery sale. Thirty-one million possibilities lurk in those delicate petals - enough combinations to drive even the most dedicated decorator to drink. Through countless installations, watching clients wobble between choices while clutching paint swatches and muttering about feng shui, certain arrangements have emerged as clear winners. Here they are, tested and proven, saving countless hours of existential design crisis.

Looks Great on Tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used on a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Ceramic Flower Box Set

Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes

After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.