English Garden Ceramic Flower Blue Rose Wall Art

$24.50

10 reviews

I never imagined I'd find myself waxing poetic about wall-mounted flora, yet here I was, utterly smitten with a ceramic blue rose no larger than a cocktail olive. My sister, ever the domestic visionary, had introduced me to this tiny cerulean wonder. "It's the solution to all your 'what to hang above a couch' woes," she declared, brandishing the flower like a miniature shield against the forces of bland decor. I peered at the delicate creation, marveling at the keyhole nestled discreetly on its back. "So you can actually hang this little charmer?" I asked, already envisioning a veritable garden suspended above my sad, unadorned sofa. She nodded, her eyes gleaming with the fervor of a televangelist who'd just discovered a new way to secure donations. "Imagine a whole bouquet of these above your couch. It's like bringing Wonderland into your living room, minus the homicidal queen." As we plotted the arrangement of these diminutive blooms, I found myself infected by her enthusiasm. These weren't just wall decorations; they were tiny ceramic revolutionaries, staging a coup against the tyranny of boring walls everywhere. By the time I left, clutching my own blue rose, I was converted. Who knew the answer to "what to hang above a couch" could be so small, so blue, and so utterly charming? Suddenly, my living room's future looked as bright as a ceramic flower's glaze.
Dimensions
  • 3.7 inches diameter, 1.8 inches tall
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2023
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging

Curated collection

One glances at ceramic flowers and the mind starts spinning like a deranged mathematician at a pottery sale. Thirty-one million possibilities lurk in those delicate petals - enough combinations to drive even the most dedicated decorator to drink. Through countless installations, watching clients wobble between choices while clutching paint swatches and muttering about feng shui, certain arrangements have emerged as clear winners. Here they are, tested and proven, saving countless hours of existential design crisis.

Looks Great On tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used On a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Ceramic Flower Box Set

Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes

After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.