For the Apartment Dweller Who Calls Salt 'Seasoning'

Twelve essential herbs for the person whose spice rack currently contains salt, pepper, and that mysterious red shaker from their college dorm. From basil to thyme, this starter pack promises to transform them from someone who "cooks" to someone who "creates culinary experiences." Each packet is sealed tighter than their landlord's grip on the security deposit, with artwork so charming you'll forget you're essentially gifting them future responsibilities. NASA says these seeds last ten years, which is helpful since it'll take them nine years to figure out which windowsill gets enough light. Perfect for the friend who watches cooking shows religiously but considers adding dried oregano to jarred sauce "making it from scratch." They'll love it, use two, and display the rest like trophies of their theoretical domestic prowess.