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Description
I never thought I'd be the type to lose sleep over what to hang on a wall, but there I was, at 3 AM, locked in a staring contest with a ceramic flower that looked like it had been plucked from the garden of an indecisive Martian. This wasn't just any wall art decor; it was a conversation piece that practically begged, "Ask me about my identity crisis!" The flower in question was a verdant wonder with tips glazed a rich brown, as if it couldn't decide whether to be a plant or a chocolate-dipped confection. It was the kind of modern artwork that made you wonder if you'd accidentally stumbled into a gallery opening or a botanist's fever dream.
My brother, ever the pragmatist, asked, "Don't you think it's a bit... conflicted?" I snorted. "darling, when has 'emotional stability' ever been a prerequisite for great art?" As I hung it on the wall, I couldn't help but feel a surge of triumph. Here I was, a man who once thought fine art was a framed poster of dogs playing poker, now the proud owner of a ceramic flower that could probably spark a philosophical debate about the nature of reality. It was perplexing, it was bold, and it was absolutely perfect.
"You know," I told him, "some people might say it's just a confused succulent. But to me, it's a masterpiece. A green and brown masterpiece that says, 'I'm not afraid to let my walls look like they're hosting an extraterrestrial garden party.'" And really, isn't that what great art is all about?
Dimensions
Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2020
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Reviews
Makes a Stunning Table Accent
Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?
Pretty Boxes
Our ceramic flowers come pre-boxed. Twelve different boxes, each one prettier than your actual wrapping job would've been. Finally, a gift that admits what we've all been thinking.
Ready-to-Hang Artwork
Behind every flower lurks a keyhole, ready for your screw. It's refreshingly uncomplicated—like friendship before social media or coffee before everyone had opinions about it.
Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart
Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.
The Mathematics of Wall Beauty
Here's the math so you don't have to: 29 ceramic flowers, squeezed together affectionately, occupy exactly 26x26 inches. Mix of 3-to-6-inch beauties covering 4.7 square feet. We'll gladly obsess over your selection with you—it's literally our job.
Wall Flowers for Actual Adults
Twenty-nine ceramic flowers sounds like a commitment issue, but spread them across 39x51 inches (14 square feet) and suddenly you're an interior designer. Our 3-to-6-inch blooms multiply like compliments at a high school reunion. Call us—we're surprisingly good at this.
Ceramic Salvation for Boring Walls
We've spent twenty years cultivating 145 ceramic specimens, plus exclusive varieties we save for special occasions. Each one keyholes perfectly because we're perfectionists like that. Complete the form—let us choreograph your wall's transformation. It's our superpower, really.
Overwhelmed by Ceramic Flowers? We Get It. Let's Talk.
Fill this out and we become your ceramic flower matchmakers—minus the awkward small talk. We'll personally select pieces in our studio with the dedication of people who've made questionable life choices but excellent aesthetic ones. Two business days later, you'll have wall art worth bragging about.
Holiday Magic, Delivered Instantly
Give them the thrill of picking their own perfect piece. A Chive gift card is the no-stress, all-delight way to gift beautifully.
Chive’s Pretty Little Book of Flowers — the cutest coffee table book you didn’t know you needed (but totally do). This petite powerhouse is packed with full-color photos of every single ceramic flower ever designed by Chive. Yup, the whole blooming bunch!
Whether you're a longtime fan of Chive’s quirky floral creations or just love anything that makes your home look a little more joyful, this pretty little book is pure eye candy. Flip through pages of vibrant ceramic flowers — from bold statement blooms to soft, delicate petals — and fall in love all over again (or for the first time).
Endless Combinations
Try as you might to create something hideous with our ceramic flowers, you'll fail spectacularly. It's like being handed a foolproof recipe for sophistication. Every arrangement looks like you've secretly attended Swiss finishing school, when really you're just winging it.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
Bloom in Style
There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.
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