Ivory Empire Cabbage Flower
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Description
As I stood there, gawking at the enormous ceramic flower on my sister's living room wall, I couldn't help but feel a twinge of envy. It was the kind of piece that screamed, "I have my life together, and I'm not afraid to prove it with impractical wall art." The flower, a grotesque caricature of a camellia, loomed over us like a judge's powdered wig, its ivory petals unfurled in a silent scream of elegant despair. It was the bastard child of Georgia O'Keeffe and a DMV clerk's fever dream.
"It's a statement piece," my sister declared, as if the flower hadn't already stated enough on its own. I circled it warily, half-expecting it to blink. That's when I noticed the keyhole on its backside, a practical touch that felt like finding a tax return stuffed inside a Fabergé egg. "For hanging?" I asked, immediately regretting my captain obvious moment. "No, it's for feeding the flower monster that lives inside the wall," she deadpanned. "Of course it's for hanging." I nodded, suddenly aware that my own walls at home were painfully devoid of organic-shaped ceramics.
Was I even living if I didn't own a flower large enough to crush a small child? As I left that day, I couldn't shake the feeling that I'd witnessed the pinnacle of modern interior design. Who knew that the key to unlocking adulthood was a keyhole on the back of a monstrous flower?
Dimensions
Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2023
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Reviews
Makes a Stunning Table Accent
Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?
Pretty Boxes
Our ceramic flowers come pre-boxed. Twelve different boxes, each one prettier than your actual wrapping job would've been. Finally, a gift that admits what we've all been thinking.
Ready-to-Hang Artwork
Behind every flower lurks a keyhole, ready for your screw. It's refreshingly uncomplicated—like friendship before social media or coffee before everyone had opinions about it.
Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart
Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.
Holiday Magic, Delivered Instantly
Give them the thrill of picking their own perfect piece. A Chive gift card is the no-stress, all-delight way to gift beautifully.
Chive’s Pretty Little Book of Flowers — the cutest coffee table book you didn’t know you needed (but totally do). This petite powerhouse is packed with full-color photos of every single ceramic flower ever designed by Chive. Yup, the whole blooming bunch!
Whether you're a longtime fan of Chive’s quirky floral creations or just love anything that makes your home look a little more joyful, this pretty little book is pure eye candy. Flip through pages of vibrant ceramic flowers — from bold statement blooms to soft, delicate petals — and fall in love all over again (or for the first time).
Endless Combinations
Try as you might to create something hideous with our ceramic flowers, you'll fail spectacularly. It's like being handed a foolproof recipe for sophistication. Every arrangement looks like you've secretly attended Swiss finishing school, when really you're just winging it.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
Bloom in Style
There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.
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