Ceramic Flower Wall Art Lettuce Green XL 5

$118.25

2 reviews

In times of crisis, I've found that people tend to fixate on peculiar things. My sister, for instance, once spent an entire month learning to juggle prescription bottles during a particularly nasty divorce. But my latest obsession – a ceramic flower the size of a dinner plate – feels somehow more dignified, even if my partner disagrees. "It's called sea lettuce," I explained to him one afternoon, holding the seafoam-green monstrosity at arm's length. "The artist probably meant for it to evoke thoughts of underwater gardens or mermaid salads, but all I can think about is that time our neighbor served us actual sea lettuce in Tokyo, and you quietly fed yours to her cat." The ceramic piece came with a keyhole mount on the back, which he pointed out made it look like a jade toilet seat from behind. But there was something endearing about its largeness, its unapologetic presence. I hung it in our kitchen, right above the spot where we'd previously displayed a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign that my sister had given us ironically. "It's perfect for a nursery," I mused aloud, though we didn't have children and weren't planning on any. "You say that about everything," he replied. "Last week you said the same thing about your collection of vintage dental tools." But he was wrong about this one. The flower had transformed our kitchen from a place where we merely cooked into a space where we could pretend we were dining beneath the sea, surrounded by vegetation that would never need watering or explanations to houseguests who might question our taste.
Dimensions

Dimensions:

  • 9.5 inches diameter, 3.5 inches tall
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2017
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging

Curated collection

One glances at ceramic flowers and the mind starts spinning like a deranged mathematician at a pottery sale. Thirty-one million possibilities lurk in those delicate petals - enough combinations to drive even the most dedicated decorator to drink. Through countless installations, watching clients wobble between choices while clutching paint swatches and muttering about feng shui, certain arrangements have emerged as clear winners. Here they are, tested and proven, saving countless hours of existential design crisis.

Looks Great On tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used On a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Ceramic Flower Box Set

Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes

After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.