Ivory Chrysanthemum
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Description
I never thought I'd find myself waxing poetic about a ceramic flower, but here I am, practically composing sonnets to an ivory chrysanthemum that's about as real as my childhood claims of being a long-lost royal heir. This flower, masquerading as wall decor, has somehow managed to elevate my living room from "vaguely inhabitable" to "almost sophisticated" with the ease of a con artist at a retiree convention. When I first hung this faux floral wonder on my wall, using its convenient keyhole (because apparently, even fake flowers need an escape route), I half expected my neighbors to burst in and stage an intervention.
"We're here about your sudden interest in interior design," they'd say, concern etched on their faces. But no, the only reaction I got was from my cat, who seemed personally offended that I'd introduced competition for wall space without consulting her first. This chrysanthemum, in all its ivory glory, has become the conversation piece I never knew I needed. Guests invariably ask, "Is that a flower or a very confused dinner plate?" To which I respond, with all the gravitas of a sommelier describing a fine wine, "It's art, darling. It blooms eternally, much like my debt."
The truth is, this ceramic imposter has brought more joy to my living room than any real plant ever could. It's a constant reminder that sometimes in life, the fake can be just as satisfying as the real thing – especially when it doesn't require you to remember whether it prefers tap water or the tears of your enemies to thrive. And if anyone questions my choice in decor, I'll simply tell them it's not just a flower – it's a lifestyle. A never-wilting, always-perfect, November-born lifestyle that just might be the best thing to happen to my walls since I discovered the magic of spackle.
Dimensions
Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2023
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Reviews
Makes a Stunning Table Accent
Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?
Pretty Boxes
Our ceramic flowers come pre-boxed. Twelve different boxes, each one prettier than your actual wrapping job would've been. Finally, a gift that admits what we've all been thinking.
Ready-to-Hang Artwork
Behind every flower lurks a keyhole, ready for your screw. It's refreshingly uncomplicated—like friendship before social media or coffee before everyone had opinions about it.
Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart
Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.
Holiday Magic, Delivered Instantly
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Chive’s Pretty Little Book of Flowers — the cutest coffee table book you didn’t know you needed (but totally do). This petite powerhouse is packed with full-color photos of every single ceramic flower ever designed by Chive. Yup, the whole blooming bunch!
Whether you're a longtime fan of Chive’s quirky floral creations or just love anything that makes your home look a little more joyful, this pretty little book is pure eye candy. Flip through pages of vibrant ceramic flowers — from bold statement blooms to soft, delicate petals — and fall in love all over again (or for the first time).
Endless Combinations
Try as you might to create something hideous with our ceramic flowers, you'll fail spectacularly. It's like being handed a foolproof recipe for sophistication. Every arrangement looks like you've secretly attended Swiss finishing school, when really you're just winging it.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
Bloom in Style
There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.
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