Ivory Monch Aster
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Description
I never imagined I'd find myself waxing poetic about a fake flower, yet here I am, utterly captivated by a ceramic aster that's about as real as my childhood dreams of becoming a professional mime. This little ivory number, no larger than a hamster's delusions of grandeur, has somehow managed to revolutionize my living room decor and my understanding of modern art in one fell swoop.
When I first laid eyes on this imitation bloom, I thought, "Well, isn't this the height of botanical deception?" But as I hung it on my wall, positioning it just so, I realized I'd stumbled upon the Holy Grail of lazy gardening. Here was a flower that would never wilt, never need watering, and never judge me for my complete lack of horticultural skills. This abstract artwork, masquerading as an aster, has become the conversation piece I never knew I needed.
Guests invariably ask, "Is that a flower or a very confused seashell?" To which I respond, with all the gravitas of a museum curator, "It's modern art, darling. It's whatever you want it to be." The truth is, this ceramic imposter has brought more joy to my living room than any real plant ever could. It's a constant reminder that sometimes in life, the fake can be just as satisfying as the real thing – especially when it doesn't require you to remember whether it prefers tap water or the tears of your enemies to thrive.
Dimensions
Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2023
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Reviews
Makes a Stunning Table Accent
Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?
Pretty Boxes
Our ceramic flowers come pre-boxed. Twelve different boxes, each one prettier than your actual wrapping job would've been. Finally, a gift that admits what we've all been thinking.
Ready-to-Hang Artwork
Behind every flower lurks a keyhole, ready for your screw. It's refreshingly uncomplicated—like friendship before social media or coffee before everyone had opinions about it.
Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart
Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.
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Chive’s Pretty Little Book of Flowers — the cutest coffee table book you didn’t know you needed (but totally do). This petite powerhouse is packed with full-color photos of every single ceramic flower ever designed by Chive. Yup, the whole blooming bunch!
Whether you're a longtime fan of Chive’s quirky floral creations or just love anything that makes your home look a little more joyful, this pretty little book is pure eye candy. Flip through pages of vibrant ceramic flowers — from bold statement blooms to soft, delicate petals — and fall in love all over again (or for the first time).
Endless Combinations
Try as you might to create something hideous with our ceramic flowers, you'll fail spectacularly. It's like being handed a foolproof recipe for sophistication. Every arrangement looks like you've secretly attended Swiss finishing school, when really you're just winging it.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
Bloom in Style
There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.
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