Congrats on ditching that dead weight! - Greeting Card

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The Card Shop at the End of Civility

One might call it a greeting card intervention. The kind where relatives gather around, clutching tissues, saying "Your Hallmark addiction has gone too far." But these aren't your grandmother's greeting cards – unless grandmother enjoyed dropping casual F-bombs between sips of Earl Grey.


Mist Like a Modern Human—Not a Thirsty Peasant

Still manually misting your precious plants like some kind of 18th-century peasant? Upgrade to our USB-powered electric plant mister! With the push of a button, it delivers the perfect spritz—because your plants deserve luxury, and you deserve less wrist pain. Charging cable included, dignity not.

Ditch the Ordinary, Let Your Plants Strut in Style

Why settle for garden-variety when you can have Chive Flower pots? We don't follow trends; we set them! Our pots are so out-of-the-box that the box itself gets jealous. Join the cool kids' club of unconventional plant lovers and let your greens rock the runway.

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