Ceramic Flower Rose Teal 9

$18.85



Description
I never thought I'd be the type to get excited about fake flowers, but here I am, practically swooning over a ceramic rose like it's the answer to life's great question: what to hang above a bed? This teal little number, no bigger than a hummingbird's ego, has me reconsidering everything I thought I knew about wall decor. For years, I've grappled with the existential crisis of what to hang on a wall, as if my entire personality hinged on this singular decision. Should I go with a vintage movie poster and pretend I understand French cinema? Or perhaps a framed collection of my parking tickets, a testament to my ongoing feud with meter maids? But this ceramic art, this faux flora masterpiece, has swooped in like a plastic fantastic savior. It's the kind of thing that makes you question reality – is it a flower? Is it art? Is it a clever ruse by the indoor gardening industry to make us all feel like we have green thumbs without the hassle of actual plant care? As I hang it on my wall, I can't help but feel a sense of triumph. Here I am, a grown adult, proudly displaying a fake flower as if it's the pinnacle of sophistication. It's the perfect blend of whimsy and deception, much like my attempts at speaking Italian after two glasses of wine. This teal rose, with its eternally blooming petals, has become more than just wall decor. It's a conversation starter, a focal point, and most importantly, proof that sometimes the best things in life are completely artificial. Who needs the hassle of real plants when you can have a ceramic doppelganger that's always in bloom and never judges you for forgetting to water it?
Dimensions
  • 2.5 inches diameter, 0.75 inches tall
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2022
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Handmade With Anxiety and Excellent Taste


Reviews

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Anna Bedford

Amazing - Absolutely love it!!

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Sharon Harris

Teal Flower - Love the color.


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Makes a Stunning Table Accent

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Our ceramic flowers come pre-boxed. Twelve different boxes, each one prettier than your actual wrapping job would've been. Finally, a gift that admits what we've all been thinking.

Ready-to-Hang Artwork

Behind every flower lurks a keyhole, ready for your screw. It's refreshingly uncomplicated—like friendship before social media or coffee before everyone had opinions about it.

Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart

Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.

The Mathematics of Wall Beauty

Here's the math so you don't have to: 29 ceramic flowers, squeezed together affectionately, occupy exactly 26x26 inches. Mix of 3-to-6-inch beauties covering 4.7 square feet. We'll gladly obsess over your selection with you—it's literally our job.

Wall Flowers for Actual Adults

Twenty-nine ceramic flowers sounds like a commitment issue, but spread them across 39x51 inches (14 square feet) and suddenly you're an interior designer. Our 3-to-6-inch blooms multiply like compliments at a high school reunion. Call us—we're surprisingly good at this.

Ceramic Salvation for Boring Walls

We've spent twenty years cultivating 145 ceramic specimens, plus exclusive varieties we save for special occasions. Each one keyholes perfectly because we're perfectionists like that. Complete the form—let us choreograph your wall's transformation. It's our superpower, really.

Overwhelmed by Ceramic Flowers? We Get It. Let's Talk.

Fill this out and we become your ceramic flower matchmakers—minus the awkward small talk. We'll personally select pieces in our studio with the dedication of people who've made questionable life choices but excellent aesthetic ones. Two business days later, you'll have wall art worth bragging about.

Holiday Magic, Delivered Instantly

Give them the thrill of picking their own perfect piece. A Chive gift card is the no-stress, all-delight way to gift beautifully.

Endless Combinations

Try as you might to create something hideous with our ceramic flowers, you'll fail spectacularly. It's like being handed a foolproof recipe for sophistication. Every arrangement looks like you've secretly attended Swiss finishing school, when really you're just winging it.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.

Pooley Modern Bud Vase For Flowers

Bloom in Style

There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.