Japan Ceramic Flower Black Cactus Flower

$19.25

1 review

When it comes to wall art decor, I've always been more of a "tack up a movie poster and call it a day" kind of guy. But my friend, ever the interior design enthusiast, insisted I needed something more "sophisticated" for what to hang above a couch. Apparently, my vintage "Jaws" poster wasn't cutting it anymore. So there I was, scrolling through online catalogs, feeling like I was choosing a tattoo rather than a simple wall hanging. That's when I saw it: a tiny black ceramic flower that looked like it had been plucked from the garden of an extremely goth fairy. "It's edgy," she whispered over the phone, as if the flower might hear her and take offense. "It'll add some drama." I wasn't sure if she meant "add some drama" or "make your wall look like it's been invaded by militant origami," but I ordered it anyway. When it arrived, I realized it was exactly as threatening as advertised. This thing wasn't just artistic; it was weaponized botany. Each spiky petal reached out like a tiny obsidian dagger, catching light in ways that made my living room feel like a very small, very safe horror movie. Mounting it on the wall was like trying to pin down a ninja star made by Martha Stewart. By the time I finished, my living room looked less like a sophisticated adult space and more like I was cultivating the world's most defensive houseplant. But hey, at least no one would ever ask, "Is that just a regular flower?" when they visited. The answer was always right there, bristling with all the quiet menace of a cat plotting revenge, ready to prove that even the smallest decorative choices can pack a surprisingly sharp punch.
Dimensions

Dimensions:

  • 3 inches diameter, 1.6 inches tall
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2023
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging

Curated collection

One glances at ceramic flowers and the mind starts spinning like a deranged mathematician at a pottery sale. Thirty-one million possibilities lurk in those delicate petals - enough combinations to drive even the most dedicated decorator to drink. Through countless installations, watching clients wobble between choices while clutching paint swatches and muttering about feng shui, certain arrangements have emerged as clear winners. Here they are, tested and proven, saving countless hours of existential design crisis.

Looks Great on Tables

Originally destined for tabletops, fate intervened when two domestic goddesses - Oprah and Martha themselves - declared these babies belonged on walls. Who could argue with that kind of decorating royalty?

Pretty Boxes

Each delicate ceramic blossom nestles in a box worthy of its artistry, wrapped with the kind of care that makes gift-givers beam with pride. Making others look thoughtful comes naturally around here.

Can be Used on a Wall

One discovers the most elegant of solutions: a humble keyhole adorns the reverse, yearning for nothing more than a single screw. Into drywall it slides, defying both gravity and common sense. Voilà - sweet victory.

Ceramic Flower Box Set

Pretty Flowers in Pretty Boxes

After eleven years of toiling, arranging, and obsessing over more than a hundred varieties of flowers, one learns that the postal service harbors a peculiar vendetta against beauty. Like a jealous god waiting to smite anything delicate or refined. But victory comes in the form of sturdy, elegant boxes - the kind that make a recipient feel like royalty, while secretly being fortress-strong enough to survive even the most spiteful mail handler's wrath.

Endless Combinations

One might imagine the English Garden ceramic flower collection emerged from some divine intervention, each piece destined to complement another like arranged marriages in a Jane Austen novel. The designers, those smug bastards, eliminated all possibility of aesthetic disaster. What generous gods, taking away the burden of poor taste. But now comes the true hell: drowning in an ocean of endless perfection, where every choice leads to another equally magnificent possibility. Standing there, paralyzed by beauty, cursing those clever devils who removed all traces of ugliness, leaving nothing but an endless maze of flawless combinations.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.