One might call it a greeting card intervention. The kind where relatives gather around, clutching tissues, saying "Your Hallmark addiction has gone too far." But these aren't your grandmother's greeting cards – unless grandmother enjoyed dropping casual F-bombs between sips of Earl Grey.
The Jessie Watering Jug from Chive – because apparently regular watering cans weren't causing enough plant envy on social media. This sleek masterpiece transforms the mundane act of plant hydration into performance art, allowing you to water your collection with the smug satisfaction of someone who has never killed a plant. (We all know that's a lie, but the Jessie is excellent at keeping secrets.)
These low-maintenance beauties can hang as wall art or add a pop of color to your tablescape, without ever needing water or sunlight. Perfect for those who want to show they care, but not enough to remember to water real flowers. They also make a perfect gift for someone who appreciates beauty without the commitment—because who has time to keep flowers alive, anyway?
Our mission is to keep you on the edge of your gardening seat with mind-blowing, avant-garde designs that will leave your plants wondering if they've stumbled into an art gallery.
