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The Jessie Watering Jug from Chive – because apparently regular watering cans weren't causing enough plant envy on social media. This sleek masterpiece transforms the mundane act of plant hydration into performance art, allowing you to water your collection with the smug satisfaction of someone who has never killed a plant. (We all know that's a lie, but the Jessie is excellent at keeping secrets.)

Why settle for garden-variety when you can have Chive Flower pots? We don't follow trends; we set them! Our pots are so out-of-the-box that the box itself gets jealous. Join the cool kids' club of unconventional plant lovers and let your greens rock the runway.