Congratulations. It’s a baby plant. - Greeting Card

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The Card Shop at the End of Civility

One might call it a greeting card intervention. The kind where relatives gather around, clutching tissues, saying "Your Hallmark addiction has gone too far." But these aren't your grandmother's greeting cards – unless grandmother enjoyed dropping casual F-bombs between sips of Earl Grey.


Mist Like a Modern Human—Not a Thirsty Peasant

Still manually misting your precious plants like some kind of 18th-century peasant? Upgrade to our USB-powered electric plant mister! With the push of a button, it delivers the perfect spritz—because your plants deserve luxury, and you deserve less wrist pain. Charging cable included, dignity not.

When Your Flowers Look This Good, Even Instagram Takes Notes

Ceramic or glass, our vases make flowers look so good even Instagram's jealous. From casual blooms to 'I do's,' we've got vases that steal the spotlight. Just remember, when your flowers trend, you trend too.

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