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Pooley Vase the perfect solution for anyone who thinks flowers should be displayed with the precision of a curated art exhibit. With its multiple test-tube-like chambers, this vase allows each stem to live its best, most independent life—because, obviously, your tulips and daisies need their own personal space. Ideal for those who want their floral arrangements to look like a Pinterest board threw up on their dining table. Go ahead, elevate your décor game and give your flowers the celebrity treatment they never asked for.

These low-maintenance beauties can hang as wall art or add a pop of color to your tablescape, without ever needing water or sunlight. Perfect for those who want to show they care, but not enough to remember to water real flowers. They also make a perfect gift for someone who appreciates beauty without the commitment—because who has time to keep flowers alive, anyway?