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Funky Squash Seeds Packet - Chive Ceramics Studio - Seeds - Chive Ceramics Studio
Funky Squash Seeds Packet - Chive Ceramics Studio - Seeds - Chive Ceramics Studio
Funky Squash Seeds Packet - Chive Ceramics Studio - Seeds - Chive Ceramics Studio

Funky Squash Vegetable Seeds Packet

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Funky squash is a term used to describe unique, visually interesting varieties of squash that stand out due to their unusual shapes, colors, and textures. These varieties may include heirloom, hybrid, or ornamental squashes, ranging from warty and ridged types to bright, multi-colored forms. They are popular among gardeners for their novelty, as well as their culinary and decorative appeal. Funky squash is an exciting addition to any garden, offering unique aesthetics and diverse uses. With proper care, adequate sun, water, and space, gardeners can enjoy a bountiful harvest of quirky, flavorful, or decorative squash varieties throughout the growing season.
Quick Seed Overview
  • Plant Type: Annual
  • Genus: Cucurbita
  • Species: sp.
  • Plant Height/Width: Low growing vine
  • Season: Low growing vine
  • Exposure: Full Sun
  • Difficulty: Easy
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Why Shido Seeds Are the Best

Our flower and vegetable seeds are beautifully packaged little packets of magic. Guaranteed to turn your garden into the envy of the neighborhood. Get your hands dirty and let nature simply do its thing.

How to Plant Funky Squash from Seed

When to Plant Seeds

  • Start seeds outdoors after the last frost, when soil temperatures are above 65°F (18°C).
  • In cooler climates, start seeds indoors 3-4 weeks before transplanting.

Preparing for Planting

  1. Choose a sunny location with space for vines to spread.
  2. Loosen the soil to a depth of 12 inches and remove weeds.
  3. Mix in compost to enhance fertility.

Sowing Seeds

  • Plant seeds 1 inch deep in mounds spaced 3-6 feet apart.
  • Sow 2-3 seeds per mound, thinning to the strongest plant.
  • Water gently and consistently.

Transplanting Seedlings

  • If starting indoors, transplant seedlings when they have 2-3 true leaves.
  • Space plants 3-6 feet apart to prevent overcrowding.

Pro Tip

Hand-pollinate flowers if fruit production is low. Harvest when the squash is young and tender for the best flavor. Regular picking encourages continuous production and prevents oversized, tough fruits!

Getting to know your French Funky Squash

Funk squash is a unique variety of squash known for its unusual shapes, textures, and colors. It belongs to the Cucurbita genus, which includes summer and winter squash varieties. Funk squash thrives in warm temperatures and requires full sun, well-drained soil, and ample space to spread. Its vines produce large lobed leaves and yellow flowers that attract pollinators. Depending on the variety, the fruits may have warty, ribbed, or bumpy exteriors in shades of green, orange, yellow, or even multicolored patterns. These squashes can be grown for ornamental or culinary purposes, with some having sweet, nutty flesh ideal for roasting, soups, or baking. Proper watering and fertilization are essential to prevent blossom end rot and encourage high yields.

What it's used for

1. Culinary Uses:

  • Edible varieties are used in a wide range of savory and sweet dishes.
  • Some types have firm flesh that holds up well in stews and roasts.
  • Seeds can be roasted and eaten as a nutritious snack.

2. Decorative Uses:

  • Many funky squashes are used for autumn displays and centerpieces.
  • Can be painted, carved, or dried for long-lasting decor.

3. Companion Planting:

  • Grows well alongside corn, beans, and marigolds.
  • Should not be planted near potatoes or root crops that compete for nutrients.
Growth Requirements

Light:

  • Requires full sun (6-8 hours daily) for best growth.

Soil:

  • Prefers rich, well-draining soil with a pH of 6.0-7.5.
  • Adding compost or aged manure improves nutrient content.

Watering:

  • Needs consistent moisture, especially during flowering and fruit set.
  • Avoid overhead watering to prevent mildew and fungal issues.

Temperature & Climate:

  • Thrives in warm temperatures between 70-85°F (21-29°C).
  • Requires a frost-free growing season.

Fertilization:

  • Benefits from a balanced fertilizer (5-10-10) or organic compost.
  • Apply fertilizer once vines begin to spread and again when fruit sets.
Maintenance

Watering:

  • Keep soil consistently moist, especially during fruit development.
  • Water at the base of plants to reduce fungal issues.

Pruning & Maintenance:

  • Trim excess vines to promote fruit development.
  • Provide trellises for vining varieties to save space.

Harvesting and Seed Collection

1. When to Harvest:

  • Harvest edible varieties when the skin is firm and the fruit sounds hollow.
  • Ornamental squashes are ready when the skin hardens and the vines begin to dry.

2. Collecting Seeds:

  • Scoop seeds from mature squash and rinse off pulp.
  • Let seeds dry completely before storing in a cool, dark place.
Pests and Diseases
  • Common Pests: Squash bugs, cucumber beetles, and vine borers.
    Use floating row covers or hand-pick pests for control.
  • Common Diseases: Powdery mildew and bacterial wilt.
    Improve air circulation and apply organic fungicides if necessary.

Growing Together with Shido

At Shido, everything we do starts with one goal: helping you have a truly successful growing experience. We know that planting seeds is just the beginning — your time, energy, and love for gardening are the real magic. That’s why we make sure the seeds you plant are fresh, full of life, and top-quality. When you choose Shido, you’re planting with confidence. We guarantee it.

Our mission is simple: bring you exceptional varieties of high-quality seeds at prices you’ll love, share detailed sowing and growing tips so you can thrive as a home gardener, and deliver the best customer service in the industry — with a smile.

Our Seed Safety Promise

We do not sell genetically modified seeds — ever. And we don’t use genetic engineering to breed new varieties. Instead, our skilled breeders use traditional, natural crossing methods to create hybrid seeds that are healthy, safe, and packed with potential.
Our Seed Quality Guarantee

At Shido, we believe great gardens start with great seeds — and that means quality comes first. Every seed lot we offer is ensure to generate top-notch germination because your garden deserves nothing less.

To keep our seeds at their peak, we run thorough pathology tests at trusted outside labs. When you open a Shido seed packet, you can trust it’s been nurtured, tested, and approved to give you strong, healthy plants from the very first sprout.
Types of Seeds We Offer

Hybrid Seeds (F1)

F1 hybrid seeds are the garden’s high achievers — created by crossing two specially chosen parent plants for superior vigor, uniformity, and performance. We use only traditional breeding methods to produce these powerhouse seeds.

Open-Pollinated & Heirloom Seeds

Our open-pollinated (OP) seeds naturally reproduce through wind, insects, water, or self-pollination. When grown in isolation, they produce true-to-type plants year after year.

Among our OP seeds are treasured heirloom varieties — old favorites that have been carefully passed down for generations. While OP plants can be less uniform than hybrids, we run our Open-Pollinated Project to select the most reliable, flavorful, and beautiful strains. Many are also available as certified organic seeds.
Non-GMO: What It Means and Why It Matters

A GMO (Genetically Modified Organism) is created when scientists alter a plant’s DNA in a lab — often by inserting genes from completely unrelated species — to achieve certain traits, like pest resistance or herbicide tolerance. This is a far cry from natural plant breeding.

At Shido, we believe gardening should stay as close to nature as possible. All our seeds — whether hybrid, heirloom, organic, or open-pollinated — are Non-GMO. They’re bred using traditional methods that respect natural biodiversity, giving you safe, wholesome seeds that grow into plants just as nature intended.

When you plant Shido Non-GMO seeds, you’re choosing purity, sustainability, and peace of mind — along with a garden full of flavor, color, and beauty.
Vacuum-Sealed for Freshness — Good for 10 Years

Every Shido seed packet is vacuum-sealed to lock in freshness and protect your seeds from moisture, air, and pests. This careful packaging not only preserves their quality but also extends their shelf life dramatically. Stored properly in a cool, dry place, our seeds remain viable for up to 10 years — so you can plant them now, next season, or even years down the road. Whether you’re planning a garden this spring or building a long-term seed stash, Shido seeds are ready when you are.

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