Chive glass cheese wedge ornament dimensions showing small tabletop-friendly scale.
Chive glass cheese wedge ornament in red rind with golden holes.
Chive glass cheese wedge ornament dimensions showing small tabletop-friendly scale.
Chive glass cheese wedge ornament in red rind with golden holes.

Food and Drink Christmas Ornaments

Swiss Cheese Ornament

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$11.96
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There's No Such Thing as Just One Ornament

Pick a favorite. Then accept that "just one" was never really an option.

A cheese ornament this specific has to earn its spot on the tree, and the Swiss Cheese Ornament does it with hand-painted glass holes rendered accurately enough that people genuinely ask why the holes are there at all. The honest answer involves bacteria producing carbon dioxide during aging, a fact that redirects roughly sixty percent of dinner-party conversations the moment it's deployed and completely stalls out the other forty. One particular kind of person always knows the actual reason behind the small, strange detail everyone else has stopped noticing entirely, and they share it without being asked, right at the moment the room most needs redirecting. Hang this for that specific kind of wonderful person, the one who turns a cheese plate into a short lecture nobody minds sitting through twice. Somewhere between the Royal Ontario Museum's mineral hall and its civilizations wing there is, conceptually, room for a hall of lunch, and this wedge is its founding argument.

Product Detail
  • Material: Glass
  • Composition: Hand-blown borosilicate glass
  • Finish: Hand painted
  • Hardware: pre-strung with a minimalist cord
  • Year Designed: 2025
Dimensions
  • 1.57 inches wide, 3.54 inches tall
Ornament Care Instruction

Remember, treat these ornaments like you would a friendship with someone who brings good wine: gently. Keep them in a safe spot when not in use, avoid introducing them to toddlers or cats, and they'll be around for many holidays to come.
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We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.

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The Story Behind This Ornament

My brother-in-law Stefan explained why Swiss cheese has holes at Thanksgiving four years ago, during a lull that was threatening to become a discussion of politics, and I have been grateful to him ever since. Bacteria, he said, producing carbon dioxide during aging — the holes are bubbles of gas, essentially, trapped effort — and the table pivoted to cheese for forty minutes while the danger passed. Stefan carries facts the way other men carry jumper cables, for emergencies, and he releases them with a timing I have come to regard as musical. He knows why barns are red. He knows why the ocean is loud at night. He deploys none of it until a room needs rescuing, and then exactly one fact, placed exactly right. When I spotted this wedge in glass, holes rendered irregular the way real aging makes them, I bought it before the register could change its mind. Stefan inspected it for accuracy, naturally, and confirmed the hole distribution was honest, which mattered to him and therefore, somehow, to all of us. On Stefan's tree it hangs between two glass balls that could not explain themselves if asked. Guests point at it every year. Stefan waits to be asked. He is always asked.

Care Tips

Storage Do’s and Don’ts:

(Because Yes, They’re Fragile)

  • Do wrap each ornament individually in soft tissue paper, bubble wrap, or a gentle cloth. (No, shoving them in a shoebox with tinsel does not count.)
  • Don’t let them clink around in a box together. That’s a recipe for heartbreak and glittery shards.
  • Do store them in a sturdy container (plastic bins with dividers = chef’s kiss) and keep it in a cool, dry place — no attics or sketchy basements, please.

Pro Tip: Label the box like your life depends on it.

Write it on every side, not just the top, since nobody unloading a truck reads the top first. If you're storing these for next year, do future you a favor and note what's inside beyond just "ornaments." A little specificity now saves a lot of bubble wrap archaeology in eleven months.

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The year 2004 is where Chive begins: a small ceramic flower studio with an unreasonable commitment to getting details right, staffed by people who considered that commitment perfectly reasonable. It scaled into a full catalog of hand-painted work, including glass ornaments for households that like their holidays a little smarter than average. Humor is a design value here, not an accident — we think a tree should make guests smile twice, once at the sparkle and once at the wedge of cheese hanging unapologetically in the middle of it. Every hole on this Swiss was placed individually, at the bench, in a pattern the painters argued about with reference photos spread across the table. The argument took a full afternoon. We consider that time well spent.

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Frequently asked questions

Where can I find a well made cheese ornament?

You can find a well made cheese ornament right here — the Swiss Cheese, hand-painted glass with holes placed the way real aging places them. My brother-in-law Stefan, who once rescued a Thanksgiving with dairy science, inspected the hole distribution before hanging his. Irregular, he confirmed to the assembled table, and therefore honest. He does not certify lightly.

Would the Swiss Cheese ornament make a great secret santa pick?

The Swiss Cheese ornament would make a great secret santa pick — specific enough to feel intentional, funny enough to survive the public unwrapping. I drew Stefan's name last year and the table identified the recipient before the paper was off. He held it up and explained the holes anyway, exactly as everyone expected. Everyone got it.

Who would love the Swiss Cheese ornament as a gift?

Whoever knows why the holes are there would love the Swiss Cheese ornament as a gift. In my family that is Stefan, who deploys exactly one fact whenever a dinner needs redirecting, timed like music. The night he received this, the fact was carbon dioxide. The table pivoted to cheese for forty minutes. Crisis averted, again.

What material is the Swiss Cheese ornament made of?

The Swiss Cheese ornament is made of hand-painted glass — the wedge shaped hot, cooled, and painted in warm, waxy yellows with each hole defined by brush. My brother-in-law examined the paintwork against a photograph of an actual wheel he keeps for occasions like this, because he keeps photographs for many occasions. The wedge passed his review. He filed the photo.

What size is the Swiss Cheese christmas ornament?

The Swiss Cheese christmas ornament measures 1.57 inches wide and 3.54 inches tall, a proper wedge profile. My brother-in-law evaluated the wedge angle the way he evaluates actual wedges, and pronounced it servable — cut, in his estimation, by somebody generous. Guests find it without any help, every year. He waits nearby to be asked about it. He is always asked.

How should I store the Swiss Cheese ornament after christmas?

Store the Swiss Cheese ornament after christmas wrapped in soft tissue in a rigid, lidded box somewhere temperature-stable. Stefan points out to me annually that it is the only cheese in the house requiring no refrigeration, no wax paper, and no monitoring. His actual cheeses get a fridge drawer. The glass wedge gets a shelf. Both keep beautifully.

Do you have more food and drink ornaments like the Swiss Cheese?

Yes — we have more food and drink ornaments like the Swiss Cheese, starting with the Purple Grapes Bunch, its board partner of several centuries. My brother-in-law added the grapes the following Christmas for what he called historical accuracy. The Napa Cabbage joined last year. Their tree now reads like a very good grocery run. He curates it seriously.

Does the Swiss Cheese ornament come in a gift box?

The Swiss Cheese ornament does not come in a gift box — it ships nested in protective tissue inside a sturdy carton, holes and all. Stefan's arrived intact, every hole accounted for, which he counted. I tied the ribbon at the table while he lectured — ten seconds for the bow, forty minutes for the bacteria. Fair trade.
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