Anniversary, Love, & Valentine Cards
Funny anniversary and love cards for people who'd rather make their partner laugh than cry over a greeting card. No cursive script, no doves. Just foil-stamped cards, gold or silver, each built around one joke about the specific, slightly ridiculous person you've committed to.
"So glad you get the privilege of loving me." "I'm not going to divorce you at 40." "Our love will never die (unlike the flowers I forgot to buy)." Every card is blank inside, so the joke is on the front and the honest part is up to you. Ships with a matching envelope.
Anniversary, Love, & Valentine Cards
Funny anniversary and love cards for people who'd rather make their partner laugh than cry over a greeting card. No cursive script, no doves. Just foil-stamped cards, gold or silver, each built around one joke about the specific, slightly ridiculous person you've committed to.
"So glad you get the privilege of loving me." "I'm not going to divorce you at 40." "Our love will never die (unlike the flowers I forgot to buy)." Every card is blank inside, so the joke is on the front and the honest part is up to you. Ships with a matching envelope.
Why let your flowers die when they can live forever?
These low-maintenance beauties can hang as wall art or add a pop of color to your tablescape, without ever needing water or sunlight. Perfect for those who want to show they care, but not enough to remember to water real flowers. They also make a perfect gift for someone who appreciates beauty without the commitment—because who has time to keep flowers alive, anyway?
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