Ceramic Flower Polyp Orange Large

$63.25



Description
I never thought I'd be the type to ponder what to hang on a wall, but here I am, waxing poetic about a ceramic sea polyp. It's not exactly the trajectory I imagined for myself, but life has a way of turning you into a connoisseur of the absurd. This particular piece of wall art decor is, to put it mildly, an attention grabber. It's a large, orange thing that looks like it was ripped straight from the fever dream of a marine biologist with a penchant for psychedelics. When I first saw it, I thought it was some sort of avant-garde interpretation of a traffic cone. Turns out, it's supposed to be a sea polyp. Who knew? But there's something oddly captivating about this ceramic monstrosity. It's like having a piece of an alien coral reef plastered to your living room wall. Guests can't help but stare, their expressions a delightful mix of confusion and fascination. "It's... unique," they stammer, clearly struggling to find a polite way to ask if I've lost my mind. The funny thing is, I've grown oddly attached to this orange blob. It's a constant reminder that life doesn't always have to make sense, that sometimes the best wall art is the kind that makes you question your sanity - and your interior design choices - every time you look at it.
Dimensions
  • 6.5 inches diameter, 3 inches tall
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2017
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging
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Reviews

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Jon Wilson

Excellent Product - Very vibrant color and feels very sturdy/quality.

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Ronald Lebowitz

Absolutely beautiful - We love em, bought some small ones in ocracoke NC, wanted more and were thrilled we found u!


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How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.

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