Confidant - Greeting Card
One Card Is Never Enough:
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For the person who knows the thing from 2009 and the thing from last March and has never once used either against you. That is not a friend. That is a miracle. You told them something at eleven-thirty on a Wednesday that should have gone to the grave unspoken, and they took it and filed it somewhere permanent and it has never resurfaced — not once, not even when you deserved it, which you did, which they knew, which they graciously ignored. You have been testing this person for years without meaning to and they keep passing. The word for them is confidant. The occasion for this card is remembering they exist.
- Occasion/category:
- Tone: Funny
- Inside status: Blank inside
- Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
- Paper weight: 110lb
- Inclusion: White envelope
- Printing method: Letterpress
Shipping
- Free shipping: Orders $200+ within the US
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
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