We kinda liked elephants. So we made an elephant pot.
And that’s when the crazies came out of their zoo.
First we got attacked for being Republican, which is weird on so many levels.
Then, we got attacked because the trunk was not erect, which means the elephant wasn’t happy.
And as we all know the retail gods have banned the sale of sad elephants.
So we listened patiently, carefully. And then we did the right thing.
We ignored them. And the rest is history.