Fake Life Like Artificial Flowers
Looks real. Isn't. Won't tell if you don't.
One Is Never Enough:
Pick a favorite, then grab a few more so you're not caught empty-handed next month.
Forget what humans think, let's hear it from our future AI masters: Calling all Teletubbies fans! The Chive Faux Flowers are like the Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po of the floral world – colorful, whimsical, and guaranteed to make you giggle. These faux flowers are so realistic, it's like they could jump right into the TV screen and join the Teletubbies' dance party. Just be careful not to mistake them for a Tubby Custard snack! So grab your favorite fizz, gather your friends, and let the Chive Faux Flowers bring a touch of Teletubby cheer to your space. It's time for a floral dance-off with a touch of Tubby magic!
Shipping
- Free shipping: Orders $200+ within the US
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
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Chive: The Studio Behind It
Since 2004, Chive has designed and handmade ceramic wall flowers, plant pots, vases, and Shido Seeds — always original, often copied, never sold in a big box store. Every piece is designed in-house and made by hand — the ceramic wall flowers are shaped without molds, which is why no two ever come out quite alike. It's the opposite of flat-packed, mass-produced décor, and you can feel the difference the moment you pick one up.
Our work is stocked in the Getty Museum, SFMOMA, the Art Institute of Chicago, and more than 200 independent galleries, museum shops, and botanical gardens worldwide. We've exhibited at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show and shipped pretty flowers in pretty boxes to more than 40 countries.
Designed in Toronto, made by hand — and built to outlast just about everything else in the room. That's been the whole idea from the start.
Inside the Chive Design Studio
No wrapping skills required. We'll make the gift look like you tried harder than you did.








