Green Robot Ornament
There's No Such Thing as Just One Ornament
Pick a favorite. Then accept that "just one" was never really an option.
The Green Robot Ornament has clearly been on duty since long before anyone started keeping track, and shows zero interest in clocking out now, all rendered in hand-blown glass. Glass is gathered and shaped into the boxy little body first, every seam and dial gets outlined afterward in careful hand-applied color, and a metal cap seals the piece off before it ever leaves the studio floor. What is not up for debate is this robot's reliability, its steady presence, its complete lack of drama, none of which has ever wavered, because some machines are simply built for the single job they perform and never once complain about performing it. Get this for whoever shows up every single time, the one you call first, who has never once let the room down when it counted. TIFF screens plenty of stories about robots who eventually turn on everyone; this one has clearly never read that particular script.
Product Detail
- Material:
- Composition: Hand-blown borosilicate glass
- Finish: Hand painted
- Hardware: pre-strung with a minimalist cord
- Year Designed:
Dimensions
Ornament Care Instruction
Remember, treat these ornaments like you would a friendship with someone who brings good wine: gently. Keep them in a safe spot when not in use, avoid introducing them to toddlers or cats, and they'll be around for many holidays to come.
Shipping & returns
Shipping
- Free shipping: Orders $200+ within the US
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
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The Story Behind This Ornament
Storage Do’s and Don’ts:
(Because Yes, They’re Fragile)
- Do wrap each ornament individually in soft tissue paper, bubble wrap, or a gentle cloth. (No, shoving them in a shoebox with tinsel does not count.)
- Don’t let them clink around in a box together. That’s a recipe for heartbreak and glittery shards.
- Do store them in a sturdy container (plastic bins with dividers = chef’s kiss) and keep it in a cool, dry place — no attics or sketchy basements, please.
Pro Tip: Label the box like your life depends on it.
Write it on every side, not just the top, since nobody unloading a truck reads the top first. If you're storing these for next year, do future you a favor and note what's inside beyond just "ornaments." A little specificity now saves a lot of bubble wrap archaeology in eleven months.
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