Mr Roboto Ornament
There's No Such Thing as Just One Ornament
Pick a favorite. Then accept that "just one" was never really an option.
Most robot gifts play it safe. The Mr Roboto Ornament does not: a hand-blown glass robot with a boxy chrome body and a face caught somewhere between menace and customer service, mouth-blown and hand-painted like every ornament we make. The reference arrived in 1983, in a Styx concept album about a dystopia run by machines, and it was either profound or completely over the top depending on how old you were when it found you. The ratio has shifted over the decades, but the song stayed, the robot stayed, and the phrase has been said by people who never listened to Styx roughly as often as by people who did. Get this for whoever owns the album — who has explained the concept to someone who did not ask and watched their face do the thing faces do. TIFF would call this ornament a period piece. They would not be wrong.
Product Detail
- Material: Glass
- Composition: Hand-blown borosilicate glass
- Finish: Hand painted
- Hardware: pre-strung with a minimalist cord
- Year Designed: 2024
Dimensions
Ornament Care Instruction
Remember, treat these ornaments like you would a friendship with someone who brings good wine: gently. Keep them in a safe spot when not in use, avoid introducing them to toddlers or cats, and they'll be around for many holidays to come.
Shipping & returns
Shipping
- Free shipping: Orders $200+ within the US
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
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The Story Behind This Ornament
Storage Do’s and Don’ts:
(Because Yes, They’re Fragile)
- Do wrap each ornament individually in soft tissue paper, bubble wrap, or a gentle cloth. (No, shoving them in a shoebox with tinsel does not count.)
- Don’t let them clink around in a box together. That’s a recipe for heartbreak and glittery shards.
- Do store them in a sturdy container (plastic bins with dividers = chef’s kiss) and keep it in a cool, dry place — no attics or sketchy basements, please.
Pro Tip: Label the box like your life depends on it.
Write it on every side, not just the top, since nobody unloading a truck reads the top first. If you're storing these for next year, do future you a favor and note what's inside beyond just "ornaments." A little specificity now saves a lot of bubble wrap archaeology in eleven months.
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