So glad you get the privilege of loving me! - Greeting Card
One Card Is Never Enough:
Pick a favorite, then grab a few more so you're not caught empty-handed next month.
False modesty is a full-time job with terrible pay, and someone in this relationship has wisely declined the position. The sentence on the front is not arrogance; it is bookkeeping. One party brings charm, excellent instincts, superior taste in stationery, and a documented record of being right at parties. The other party gets to love all of that at close range, daily, with no admission fee — an arrangement any honest accountant would flag as heavily one-sided. Saying so out loud is a public service. The lucky one already suspected; now it is in foil, which makes it official. Underneath the swagger sits an actual compliment: loving you back is the privilege, too.
- Occasion/category:
- Tone: Funny
- Inside status: Blank inside
- Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
- Paper weight: 110lb
- Inclusion: White envelope
- Printing method: Letterpress
Shipping
- Free shipping: Orders $200+ within the US
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
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