Vintage Speedboat Ornament

Regular price $14.42

The Vintage Speedboat Ornament is a boat ornament done as a mahogany-hulled runabout, with a chrome windshield, a brushed deck seam and a curl of white spray at the stern. It carries far more height than width, runs close to four inches bow to stern, and hangs bow-up rather than level, which is how it earns its place: it drops into the vertical gaps between round ornaments that nothing else will fit. The deck stripes go on one at a time and the waterline runs true the whole way around, including the side that faces the wall, because a hull without one reads as a toy no matter how good the rest of it is. My aunt Lucinda spent four summers restoring a boat she has since piloted exactly twice and considers that a favorable ratio. The Royal Ontario Museum keeps scale models behind glass for the reason anybody builds one: at that size a whole vessel fits inside your attention at once, which it never does when you are standing beside the real thing.