COASTAL COLLECTION
Ivory Comanche Peony
Description
I never thought I'd be the type to get excited about fake flowers, but here I am, practically swooning over a ceramic peony that's about as real as my childhood claims of being a professional chocolate taster. This ivory monstrosity, large enough to make my couch look like it's cowering in fear, has somehow solved the age-old dilemma of "what to hang above your couch" without resorting to the cliché family photos or those inspirational posters that always made me feel more judged than motivated.
When I first hoisted this faux floral behemoth onto my living room wall, I half expected the neighbors to call the authorities, reporting a UFO landing in the apartment complex. But no, it was just me, standing there with a piece of abstract artwork that looks like it escaped from a Georgia O'Keeffe fever dream after a particularly wild night out. The thing about this peony is that it's not just wall art decor; it's a conversation piece. Guests invariably ask, "Is that a flower or did your wall just grow a tumor?" To which I respond, with all the pride of a new parent, "It's art, darling. It blooms eternally, much like my existential crisis."
As I stand back and admire my handiwork, I can't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. I've finally found a way to decorate my walls that doesn't involve covering up suspicious stains or the remnants of my failed attempts at DIY painting. This ceramic peony, in all its ivory glory, has single-handedly elevated my living room from "vaguely habitable" to "almost sophisticated." And if anyone questions my taste, I'll simply tell them it's not just a flower – it's a lifestyle. A never-wilting, always-perfect, slightly absurd lifestyle that just might be the best thing to happen to my walls since I discovered the magic of command strips.
Product Detail:
- Material: Ceramic
- Glaze finish: Glossy
- Mounting: Keyhole for Wall Hanging
- Packaging:
- Glaze Variation: Natural variation between pieces
- Year Designed: 2023
Wall hanging
- Choose your spot — works on drywall, plaster, or wood panelling.
- Hammer a small nail at a slight upward angle (about 30°).
- Slide the keyhole slot on the reverse onto the nail head.
- Adjust to level. Rests flat with no visible hardware.
Table & shelf display: Equally beautiful propped on a shelf, mantle, or side table. Pair with books, candles, or a small pot.
- Dust with a soft dry cloth or soft-bristled brush. Do not use wet cloths or liquid cleaners.
- Keep away from direct moisture, steam, and outdoor conditions. Indoor display only.
- Handle by the base or stem — avoid pressure on individual petals.
- If storing, return to original gift box with foam insert for protection.
Shipping
- Free shipping: Orders $200+ within the US
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
Three ways to display it
Stunning table accent
Prop on a table, shelf, or beside books.
A gift that arrives beautifully
Beautiful Signature box. No wrapping needed.
Ready to hang wall art
One screw. No Frame. Solo or gallery wall
Original designs since 1999
Every Chive piece starts in our design studio — with a flower sketch, a glaze palette, and a standard we've been refining for 25 years. Original designs, never mass-market. As seen in Oprah's O List.
How to Hang Ceramic Flowers?
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
