Cheeseburger with Ketchup Ornament
There's No Such Thing as Just One Ornament
Pick a favorite. Then accept that "just one" was never really an option.
A cheeseburger ornament blown from glass by hand — painted ketchup dripping down a sesame-seed bun, every detail rendered because a cheeseburger is a value system and value systems deserve precision. Shaped glass, hand-applied paint, metal cap, hanging loop: it is built to last longer than any debate about condiments. There is a hierarchy of cheeseburger opinions in this country and everyone believes they sit at the top, which is perhaps the most American thing about us or simply what happens when a food becomes a belief. Whoever you are buying this for has a place — a specific place, possibly called Duffy's or described only by the exit number — and they have been taking people there for years. The look on their face when someone orders wrong is a thing you have witnessed and will not forget. Hang this and watch them tell the story again. TIFF programs entire festivals around devotion that specific; the cheeseburger understands.
Product Detail
- Material: Glass
- Composition: Hand-blown borosilicate glass
- Finish: Hand painted
- Hardware: pre-strung with a minimalist cord
- Year Designed: 2024
Dimensions
Ornament Care Instruction
Remember, treat these ornaments like you would a friendship with someone who brings good wine: gently. Keep them in a safe spot when not in use, avoid introducing them to toddlers or cats, and they'll be around for many holidays to come.
Shipping & returns
Shipping
- Free shipping: Orders $200+ within the US
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
Wholesale Inquires
Have a cool shop? Know someone that does?

Gift to someone with actual taste
Give the gift of good taste (finally). These vintage-inspired glass ornaments say “I know style” without screaming it. Perfect for friends who hate basic.

Upgrade your tree with vintage vibes
Your tree deserves better than plastic sparkle. These handcrafted glass ornaments bring retro charm and serious glow-up energy to every branch.

Get your tree looking insta-worthy
Ready for your tree’s close-up? These ornaments deliver vintage glam and photo-ready sparkle. Just add twinkle lights and watch the likes roll in.
The Story Behind This Ornament
Storage Do’s and Don’ts:
(Because Yes, They’re Fragile)
- Do wrap each ornament individually in soft tissue paper, bubble wrap, or a gentle cloth. (No, shoving them in a shoebox with tinsel does not count.)
- Don’t let them clink around in a box together. That’s a recipe for heartbreak and glittery shards.
- Do store them in a sturdy container (plastic bins with dividers = chef’s kiss) and keep it in a cool, dry place — no attics or sketchy basements, please.
Pro Tip: Label the box like your life depends on it.
Write it on every side, not just the top, since nobody unloading a truck reads the top first. If you're storing these for next year, do future you a favor and note what's inside beyond just "ornaments." A little specificity now saves a lot of bubble wrap archaeology in eleven months.
Ornaments Are a Great Gift. We Have Opinions About the Rest.

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About Chive Studio
Inside the Chive Design Studio
Where a lump of glass becomes the thing everyone fights over during the divorce.

