Let's talk about dirt, baby. - Greeting Card
One Card Is Never Enough:
Pick a favorite, then grab a few more so you're not caught empty-handed next month.
Every gardener eventually crosses a threshold, and the threshold is soil. On one side: buying plants, watering plants, hoping. On the other: pH strips, compost ratios, strong feelings about perlite, and a growing suspicion that everything above ground is just the visible summary of decisions made below it. This card salutes the crossing. It is addressed to whoever has started reading ingredient labels on potting mix, who says drainage the way other people say terroir, and who is one online video away from starting a worm bin. The flirtation is horticultural, the pun is intentional, and the conversation — the real one, about loam — starts whenever you are ready.
- Occasion/category:
- Tone: Funny
- Inside status: Blank inside
- Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
- Paper weight: 110lb
- Inclusion: White envelope
- Printing method: Letterpress
Shipping
- Free shipping: Orders $200+ within the US
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
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