Sexy beasts like you need a little greenery, so I got you a plant. - Greeting Card
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Magnificent creatures deserve appropriate habitat. Zoos figured this out generations ago; home decor is only now catching up. The recipient of this card is, by any honest assessment, a magnificent creature — commanding, warm-blooded, impossible to ignore — and yet has been living in an enclosure with insufficient foliage. This is a welfare issue. The accompanying plant corrects it: one piece of jungle, scaled for indoor use, installed so the resident wildlife finally has scenery worthy of the presence. The beast supplies the roar. The greenery supplies the backdrop. Together they turn an apartment into an exhibit people would pay admission to visit. Consider the habitat officially upgraded, and the beast officially spoiled.
- Occasion/category:
- Tone: Funny
- Inside status: Blank inside
- Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
- Paper weight: 110lb
- Inclusion: White envelope
- Printing method: Letterpress
Shipping
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- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
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