Plant lady is the new cat lady - Greeting Card
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Titles migrate. For decades the culture handed its houseful-of-living-things archetype to the cat lady, portrayed unfairly and thriving anyway. Now the succession is complete: the plant lady holds the office. The signs are documented — windowsills operating at capacity, a spray bottle within reach of every chair, the phrase she needs repotting spoken with genuine clinical concern. This was once considered eccentric. It is now considered aspirational, which proves the eccentrics were simply early. This card certifies the title change and honors the recipient's administration: the leaves are glossy, the cuttings are rooting, and the apartment has never breathed better. Long may she water.
- Occasion/category:
- Tone: Funny
- Inside status: Blank inside
- Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
- Paper weight: 110lb
- Inclusion: White envelope
- Printing method: Letterpress
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- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
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