Sexy divas need a bit of nature... Got you a plant. - Greeting Card
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Glamour is an output, and outputs require inputs. The diva — sequined, luminous, operating three notches above the room's default setting — burns through more atmosphere than most, which is why the gift attached to this card is not another candle. It is something photosynthesizing. One quiet green organism in the corner, exhaling oxygen while the main event exhales charisma: an ecosystem in perfect balance. The plant will not compete for attention. It knows better. It will simply grow, respire, and keep the air supply equal to the entrance-making. Science may never formally confirm that foliage supports fabulousness, but the evidence will be visible in every room they share.
- Occasion/category:
- Tone: Funny
- Inside status: Blank inside
- Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
- Paper weight: 110lb
- Inclusion: White envelope
- Printing method: Letterpress
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- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
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