Got you a plant. It won't complain about your life choices. - Greeting Card
One Card Is Never Enough:
Pick a favorite, then grab a few more so you're not caught empty-handed next month.
The plant holds no opinions. None. Not about the job, the relationship, the haircut, or the thing that has not been told to anyone yet. It will not weigh in, will not bring up last time, and will never deploy an I-told-you-so at the precise wrong moment the way humans — quietly, correctly, devastatingly — insist on doing. The plant asks for water and a decent window and offers uninterrupted green in exchange, no commentary attached. For the season of life when everybody has a take and all of the takes are exhausting, this is the entire appeal: something alive that is simply glad to be here. The card explains the arrangement. The plant honors it.
- Occasion/category:
- Tone: Funny
- Inside status: Blank inside
- Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
- Paper weight: 110lb
- Inclusion: White envelope
- Printing method: Letterpress
Shipping
- Free shipping: Orders $200+ within the US
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
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