Got you a plant because you only have like 60 of them - Greeting Card
One Card Is Never Enough:
Pick a favorite, then grab a few more so you're not caught empty-handed next month.
Sixty plants is not a problem; sixty plants is a curated ecosystem with a rental agreement. Nobody intervened around plant fifteen because the plants were thriving, the apartment smelled like a greenhouse, and the person responsible was visibly happier than most people you know. So the collection grew, surface by surface, windowsill by windowsill, and pretending it will stop now would insult everyone’s intelligence. Here is number sixty-one — presented without judgment, with full awareness that sixty-two has probably already shipped. Some people collect stamps. Yours collects photosynthesis. The correct response to a person like that is not concern. It is another plant, and a card that says so out loud.
- Occasion/category:
- Tone: Funny
- Inside status: Blank inside
- Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
- Paper weight: 110lb
- Inclusion: White envelope
- Printing method: Letterpress
Shipping
- Free shipping: Orders $200+ within the US
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
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