Here’s a plant. Thought you could use some excitement. - Greeting Card
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Calling a plant excitement is either a joke about the current state of things or a sincere botanical claim, and this card refuses to clarify which. Here is the sincere case: there will be a morning when a new leaf appears — an object that decided to exist overnight — and it will be genuinely thrilling. There may be an unannounced flower on an ordinary Tuesday. The whole project runs slow and quiet, and slow, quiet things are secretly the best kind, provided somebody is paying attention. The recipient of this plant might be exactly that somebody. The plant intends to find out. The excitement, such as it is, begins the moment the pot changes hands.
- Occasion/category:
- Tone: Funny
- Inside status: Blank inside
- Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
- Paper weight: 110lb
- Inclusion: White envelope
- Printing method: Letterpress
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- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
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