Plant Polyamory! Spread the love. - Greeting Card
One Card Is Never Enough:
Pick a favorite, then grab a few more so you're not caught empty-handed next month.
Monogamy was attempted. There was one pothos, one windowsill, one uncomplicated arrangement — and then a fern followed you home, and a monstera needed rescuing, and somewhere around the ninth pot the household admitted what it had become. This is not a problem to be managed. Each plant is known individually: which one sulks in direct sun, which one wants turning on Sundays, which one has been dramatically dying for two years without ever following through. The attention is not rationed among them. It expands to cover the census. That is the whole arrangement, thriving on every surface, and this card endorses it completely. Add another. There is always room.
- Occasion/category:
- Tone: Funny
- Inside status: Blank inside
- Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
- Paper weight: 110lb
- Inclusion: White envelope
- Printing method: Letterpress
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- International Ships: to 40 countries — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
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We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
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